forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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