I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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