We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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