wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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