we have officially lost it.
This girl is more easily done than said...
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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