If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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