I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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