Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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