Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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