it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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