Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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