put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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