found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
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Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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