it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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