I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
The ass gains better be worth it
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