I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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