If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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