I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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