You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
