Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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