It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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