p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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