How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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