Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
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