They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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