ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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