Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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