I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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