his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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