your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I will die if light touches me.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
