The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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