Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm lost and stupid without you.
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Randomize
