We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
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I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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