How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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