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She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
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You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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