Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
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ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
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Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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