C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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