Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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