Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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