She announced her abortion via fbk
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
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I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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