okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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