Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Randomize
