i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
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you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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