We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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