he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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