Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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