dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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