As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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