Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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