dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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