Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
