Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Sober January is a disaster.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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