Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
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She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I'm both gender and math confused
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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