oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
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I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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