belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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