What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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